At Viccy Park in Buckie
Chocolate legs was skelped


Banged his head with Donnie 
As Bremner tried to help.

 

Then he saw the Turban
Neil and Morag saw it too
As Coomers head was mended
With bandages and glue.

 

They shouldna started laughing
It really was unfair
Unless you've seen the Coomer
With big ears and no hair.

Half past two at Buckie
Smoke is in the air
A crafty fag is burning
But Sandy disna care.

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